Bob & Jo Blog

Hmm, turns out the baby has not listened to the subtle threat of the ‘baby mallet’ and has decided it doesn’t want to turn, boo!

This is not good as it means things might happen sooner rather than later for the arrival – and it may need special medical intervention in the way of a c-section.

Looks like I’m gonna need to entice it to turn round, maybe by getting Jo to hold a saucer of milk in her lap or making offhand promises of I’ll be a good dad and not embarrass it on birthdays and such like.

Time to play some Byrds to the bump, “tis the season, turn, turn, turn…”