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Too lazy to crow today...

Baby needing further encouragement…

Filed under: Words to the wise — bob at 9:06 pm on Thursday, August 31, 2006

Hmm, turns out the baby has not listened to the subtle threat of the ‘baby mallet’ and has decided it doesn’t want to turn, boo!

This is not good as it means things might happen sooner rather than later for the arrival – and it may need special medical intervention in the way of a c-section.byrds65_ed_c.jpg

Looks like I’m gonna need to entice it to turn round, maybe by getting Jo to hold a saucer of milk in her lap or making offhand promises of I’ll be a good dad and not embarrass it on birthdays and such like.

Time to play some Byrds to the bump, “tis the season, turn, turn, turn…”

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Comment by Chris

September 3, 2006 @ 11:58 am

Lou was told to scrub the floor on hands and knees (did’t happen) and watch TV doggy style…

Being the scientist type, I went in search of more robust advice from that vast pool of knowledge that is the internet and came up with this,

“On all fours, wiggle your hips from side to side, or arch your back like a cat.”

Hmmm. If she starts hissing, get the mallet…

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